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Michael Stern knocked down most of his historic Coral Rock House, but he won’t have to worry about receiving the wrath of the Historic Preservation Board. Meanwhile, the HPB gives a green light to the westward expansion of the Flamingo Park District. And does a candidate really need to wait until Sept. 4 to turn in signatures? One commission hopeful doesn’t think so.

 

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FEMA regulations continue to haunt former Mayor Paul Novack thanks to the town's current vice mayor. Will homeowners’ ability to receive flood insurance be affected? And: Commissioner Mark Blumstein continues to haunt Town Manager W.D. Higginbotham.

 

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The grassy area beside Town Hall is the chosen venue for a nonprofit arts group.

 

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The fate of the Newport Fishing Pier and the latest condominium proposal are on the agenda for today’s City Commission meeting.

 


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You just never know who’s standing next to you in a free food line — that and other celebrity news.

 

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Letters  
Cutting to the Real Fears of Wanton Spraying

Dear Angie,

That is a GREAT article [“Toxic Tee-Off,” published Aug. 9]. You really turned my hysterical gobbledygook into a readable and credible story. You are a great writer. I have loved the SunPost for its “cut to it” style. You guys do a great job.

As a postscript to the story, when you called me to tell me that it was definitely Fusillade that had been sprayed on the golf course, I immediately reached the nurse practitioner in the practice we use.

Our kids started the typical treatment for fluoride poisoning and I am relieved to report that each of them has responded remarkably well even less than three full days later. So I am relieved at least about that.

The earliest appointment I could get for myself was next Tuesday afternoon. A lot of people were having babies this week and my situation is not an emergency. Unfortunately, I was also told that at this stage of pregnancy there are no tests that can tell if the baby's development has been affected by exposure to the pesticide. Fluazifop is listed by the EPA as a developmental toxin, so I am, to put it mildly, “freaking.”

I really just hope that the city will more carefully monitor the job at the golf course. There is also no reason why my kids should have pesticide poisoning from a job that is a block and a half from my home. I have been told over and over again that there was NO OTHER EXPLANATION for my kids' symptoms or the fact that they only began to clear up when we began to give large doses of calcium and magnesium along with magnesium sulfate and quarts of milk to flush the fluoride poison from their bodies.

I can only hope that the city will be more careful and that any additional work will be done more responsibly and safely. I just got another notice that they will spray again all of next week. I am really worried. I can't go away for a week every other week. On the notice from the city, it says that “… This herbicide is no more toxic than weed-killer products you can buy at a local garden store.” I do not believe that this is true. Fluazifop was marketed for residential use by Ortho under the name Grass-B-Gone. Home Depot DOES NOT sell Grass-B-Gone, and when I checked Lowe’s, they also did not have the product. Furthermore, Ortho’s Web site no longer lists the product and it does not come up in a search. If Fluazifop is the same as products sold at the garden store for residential use, I would like someone from the city to look into that and tell me where it is sold.

Sincerely and respectfully,

Renee Kohn

Miami Beach

 

Herbicides? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Herbicides!

Your article on the toxic Normandy Shores Municipal Golf Course, “Toxic Tee-Off,” Aug. 9, begs a follow-up. Are our municipal fathers listening? Are our golfers reading?

Some common-sense rules follow:

#1: Don’t select menial laborers to do your killing (of weeds, grass or anything). Studies show many can’t or don’t read labels, or don’t comprehend what they read. They rely on their supervisors’ verbal wishes.

#2: Don’t fertilize grass. You read it right. Grass grows better without high nitrogen fertilizer. Grass obtains sufficient nutrients from earth and rain. Weeds, however, thrive on high nitrogen fertilizer. (Ask pros without financial interest.)

#3: How to sell fertilizer in face of Rule #2 above? The chemical interests combined herbicide (weed-killers) with high nitrogen fertilizer. We don't need fertilizer or herbicide. When grass is cut, weeds don’t interfere with sports!

#4: Don’t use strong concentrations of chemicals with intent to kill downtrodden grass. Try a few rainy days to rejuvenate grass.

#5: Golfers, please help your skin, your livers, your lives, our citizens, our Earth!

Inform friends, movers and shakers at City Hall that you can cope with short weeds in the turf!

Melvin Kimmel

Miami Beach

 

Listen, Whatever Your Name Is, Bow Down Before the Original Rodizio

Miami SunPost:

There is nothing more offensive and no one more despicable than those who perpetrate outright intellectual property theft, then employ it (locally) to compete with those they stole it from [Chow, “Beefed Up,” published Aug. 2]. Either Mark Greenberg [sic] has a considerable ethical challenge, he’s taken a payoff from Grimpa and/or he’s never been to the ORIGINAL (and by more-than-far still the undisputable best) Brazilian rodizio that has graced Miami for nearly a decade — Porcao (at the Four Ambassadors). If the same owner is involved, excuse me, but I doubt it. Grimpa is a blatantly cheap imitation that is more expensive, has much less of a selection (no baby sirloins, petite lamp chops, glazed pork loin, marinated flank, to name a few) and is of no comparison to the quality of the original place (not as salty). It has stolen the entire theme of Porcao, right down to the green and red cards (abrigado, no abrigado), cheese bread, side dishes, salad bar (truly overpriced at $20) and dessert cart (another rip-off, $10 for a dessert? Only Pierre Gagnaire can demand that honestly). Sure, it’s fancy and cool and new, but doesn’t sit on the tranquil edge of Brickell Bay nor does it resound with the cheerful clamor of happy diners and their entertaining wait staff. Finally, Mr. Greenberg, if he was a true food critic, would call a spade a spade and report this fraud for what it is. Only then can people discern which might be better. The original always is. Shame on Grimpa and shame on Greenberg. Why not rip off an appropriate jingle to go with them ... “Hi-Hi-Ho [sic], it’s on the blacklist we go.” — Walt Disney’s Seven Dwarfs.

Mike Rosen

Miami

 

Mark Goldberg replies: Intellectual property doesn’t apply to public domain. Rodizio has been around for ages and there are more than the two you mentioned in town. In fact, there are almost 600 of them across the United States. With regard to the “abrigado” cards, to quote Wikipedia, “In … the United States, it is common for the diner to be provided with a card, red on one side and green on the other.” More expensive? Porcao is $44.95, the salad bar $25. The meats you listed are all available at Grimpa. And, by the way, my name is Goldberg. Get your facts straight.

 

Voulez Vous $500 Champagne?

The only thing Eric Milon, et al., has to thank for his success is the ever-changing topography of transient tourists and indefatigable celebrities who can afford the astronomical prices they charge in their VIP aura [The 411, “B.E.D. Sore,” published Aug. 2]. Who pays $250 for a bottle of cheap swill or $500 for a $40 bottle of bubbly? I suspect “Milon” is French for “brown lips” and resultant from kissing so much celebrity ass. Like the adage “money can’t buy you love,” it also can’t buy you out of being French, intelligence or regained admiration from the core residents of Miami.

Opium was once the best place on the Beach, across the board, but its once-dynamic venue has fallen by the wayside (along with other greats like Red Square) and now caters to only the bored, with the same regurgitated themes on a variation. Greed has just stabbed good taste in the back, where, along with style, savoir faire and original fun, they lie in the darkened alley, dead. Just a quick minute with the troglodytes at the front door will prove you can’t speak to a monkey without a banana in hand. B.E.D., the once-alluring cock-teaser of clubs, initially filled with the “A list” babes-of-the-night, is nothing more than an old used casa de putas without a single whore in residence (they have moved from the bed to the mansion — that’s them out front with the velvet rope between their legs, silicone tits swaying in the stiff wind of testosterone and the “for rent” sign between their ears).

Good luck, Eric. More pow-pow-POWER 2 ya, Frenchie. Pass the Grey Poop-On, s’il vous plaît.

Dean Corso, Lounge Lizard

Miami Beach

 

South Pointe Construction Site: A Waste of Perfectly Good Open Space

Editors:

South Pointe Park has been closed to the public since July 9, but as of Aug. 1, the unneeded $22 million restoration project has yet to begin [“$22 Million Makeover,” published June 22]!

Will this project, scheduled to finish in 18 months, be another typical Miami-Dade boondoggle, with delays and cost overruns?

The logic behind spending millions to restore this perfectly good park and then borrowing more millions to build affordable housing is difficult to fathom!

Regards,

Tom Nolan

Miami

 

South Pointe Construction Site: An Example of a Poorly Conceived Public Project

Miami Beach never seems to change. If it were not for the participation of the state of Florida, the 63rd Street flyover renovation would never have been completed on schedule.

It is unfortunate that our elected officials and those city officials who are not subject to the wrath of the electorate do not have the same sense of urgency or even competency as that of the state of Florida. 

Does this sound familiar? It should if you have lived on the prime real estate of Miami-Dade County for the past many years as I have. The current fiasco appears to be South Pointe Park. I have the privilege of overlooking, from my condo, the development (or lack thereof) of the future NEW South Pointe Park.

It has been about six weeks since the citizens of Miami Beach have been denied access to this important and most beautiful part of the island. The reason for this has been the “development” of the park. This monumental development project has been undertaken for the past many weeks with just one large overhead John Deere tractor, a backhoe and an assortment of shovels. Sounds like Miami Beach development projects?

For those of you who are new to the development program, the park is made up of three separate land parcels. The first is the park’s entry area. The second is the parcel immediately east of a restaurant that is leasing city property. The third section leads directly to the ocean.

Now, logic would determine that, given limited resources, the city would develop one parcel at a time. This would allow us citizens of Miami Beach to maintain access to the remaining two-thirds of the park — especially during the summer months. Of course, if the city had hired a developer with sufficient staff and experience, the whole park could have been developed simultaneously. Unfortunately, that is not the case. All areas of the park have been cut off — except the parking lot, which appears to be in the hands of a company that bought the parking right concession and is charging a premium over and above the regular parking meter fee!!! (Hmmmm, sounds like double taxation?) Only the western part of the park appears to have had any work initiated. 

As I said, we are now about six weeks into an 18-month-long project. What do we have to show for the effort? Well, a fence was complete about four weeks ago with a “block-out fabric” applied directly to the chain link fence (probably to keep those on the ground from seeing the rapid strides the developer is making toward the park development).

Some trees have been removed and some have been trimmed. This was done by a well-known landscape group from South Miami and complete in all of three days. But what else has been accomplished since? Mmmmmmmm. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

In fact, every morning I have the chance, before jumping into the shower, to see the workers fishing in this so-called “restricted area.” It is good to know that at least someone is enjoying the park!

Bottom line here folks is that the city needs to take a more PROACTIVE role in managing the park development. WE need to hold everyone, including those who are not elected city officials, accountable for the lack of progress, the added expense and the inconvenience and strain to the citizens of Miami Beach who pay their salaries!!! Remember that THEY— elected and non-elected — work for US! It is about time we realize that and that they do too — and act responsibly.

Regards,

Larry Salvo

Miami Beach

 

Miami Beach: Following the Trend of Disregarding Safety Regulations

Hi Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is with true concern that I am writing this e-mail and providing the attached YouTube information (www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0R2oXIjpg). It is a video of a trend with 27 states that have no OSHA safety coverage for city, state and county employees. “Public” employees! The hearing on May 24, 2007, outlines the hazards of all 27 states, including Florida, that do not follow OSHA safety programs and have whistle blower statutes in place.

I have always been very proud of the city of Miami Beach to be proactive in its approach to safety. However, with the most recent tax reductions, the safety officer position in risk management has been targeted for elimination/outsourcing [“Math Problems,” published July 26].

The cost of doing business is a dollar and cents issue. But no price can be placed on the loss of life or a substantial life-threatening injury as a result of failure to follow safety rules and maintaining a safety training and enforcement program. Florida statutes require a self-insured program to maintain full safety. The likelihood of that occurring with the elimination of the safety officer is questionable.

We are at a unique time in the city and the decision about this area is up to the administration. I hope that they have given this the very best consideration.

Thank you,

Name Withheld By Request

 


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