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The folks who run the Holocaust Memorial want the city of Miami Beach to give them $10,000 because they couldn’t file a grant application on time. But public funds are scare. If you are running for mayor in that city, what would you do? And the next time you are invited to speak at a public hearing, say no.

 

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Monumental Politics

Mayoral candidate and Commissioner Simon Cruz one-upped termed-out Mayor David Dermer hoping for museum votes. Photo by Jorge Barreiro/firedogphoto.com

Last week, while going over the budget, the Miami Beach City Commission faced a tricky dilemma: Make a special exception and grant the Miami Beach Holocaust Memorial the money it failed to acquire through the proper channels and risk setting a bad example and alienating other nonprofits, or refuse to give the funds and risk upsetting the Jewish community.

In the end, the commission played a good hand of election-year politics.

It all began earlier this year, when the Holocaust Memorial staff screwed up and didn’t file their application on time for a $10,000 grant from the Cultural Arts Council, and thus didn’t get the cash.

So Jimmy Resnick, the vice president of the memorial, showed up at the Sept. 26 budget hearing asking for the money. He told a tale of woe about a mix-up with the grant writer he hired, and that the application deadline fell in the middle of the Passover holidays.

Commissioners Richard Steinberg and Simon Cruz made a motion to cut a check, but City Manager Jorge Gonzalez protested.

“I can tell you it’s not your wisest move,” Gonzalez said. He spoke of budget cuts and the many groups who turned their applications in on time and still didn’t get the funds they were expecting. Giving the Holocaust Memorial money would set a bad precedent, but if the commission insisted on it, perhaps half of what Resnick was asking for would be better, Gonzalez said.

“At least you’re sending a better message than simply saying, ‘don’t worry about applying, if you come here at the end of September we’re going to give you what you asked for,’” Gonzalez said.

Termed-out mayor David Dermer backed Gonzalez. “I’m not going to support this because this opens Pandora’s box with everybody,” Dermer said.

He didn’t stop there.

“I will give you a commitment that when I leave office I will help you raise the money privately,” Dermer said.

Cruz, who’s running for Dermer’s job, followed the mayor’s lead and upped the ante.

“I commit from my campaign fund to provide, after the election, an amount half of what you’re asking for,” Cruz said.

The commission then voted unanimously — minus Jerry Libbin, who was on a cruise — to deny Resnick’s request.

Festival Hell

The North Beach Development Corporation is in financial ruin and the city of Miami Beach is now directly running the Miami Beach Festival of the Arts. That much is certain.

But who actually directed the festival in 2006? A memo from City Manager Jorge Gonzalez stated that NBDC Events Coordinator Brian Huether directed the event since 2004. However, Jenna Ward, a former NBDC events coordinator, pointed out that it was she who actually ran the event in 2006.

The SunPost reported Gonzalez’s statement in an Aug. 30 article about NBDC’s financial woes headlined “Oh, the Irony.” Ward then sought a small correction because she feared the report would unfairly contradict her resume. “It would just help me out,” said Ward, who now plans events for the city of Hollywood.

Murmurs confirmed Ward’s assertion with a phone call to an apologetic Gary Farmer, the cultural affairs program manager for the city of Miami Beach. “One year NBDC hired an in-house coordinator [Ward] who produced it,” Farmer said. But, unfortunately, NBDC lost the financial backing to rehire Ward and instead rehired Huether as a consultant in 2007. At any rate, Huether, now retained by the city of Miami Beach, will be in charge of running the Festival of the Arts in 2008. Well, we’re pretty sure anyway.

Orange Bowl Discussion (or Debate)

Speaking of irony, a forum about the future of Museum Park will be held at the Orange Bowl Stadium on Thursday, Oct. 4, from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Since the University of Miami announced this is the last year the Hurricanes will play football there, the 70-year-old structure will likely meet the wrecking ball.

Parks activist Steve Hagen hopes the Orange Bowl will be the site for a counteroffensive against the tax-funded construction of a new Miami Science Museum and new Miami Art Museum on top of Bicentennial Park.

“If you agree that a wonderful, green Bicentennial Park, where a natural experience could be the focus instead of museums and concrete-laden plazas, then please speak up for a green natural park at a public review of the Cooper Robertson plans for Bicentennial,” Hagen wrote in a broadcast e-mail to media and residents. “Remember, Miami ranks 55 out of 55 cities in terms of park space per resident. If we double our parks, we would still be last, so we must preserve and make our existing parks as green as possible.”

Murmurs, an idealist at heart who just wants everyone to get along, wants to see a free exchange of ideas between museum and park advocates. Failing that, Murmurs wants to see a good old-fashioned yelling fest.

So Miami-Dade County residents (that’s right — it is your bond money that’s paying for this, not just Miami dwellers), come on down to the Orange Bowl. It’s located at 1501 N.W. Third St. For more info, call 305-416-1286.

Silence Is Required

Only in Florida can a legal settlement go down in flames just because a taxpayer thinks about disagreeing in a public hearing.

Apparently Oakland Park neighborhood homeowners weren’t too crazy about the fact that Miami City Commission in May changed the zoning of 2.59 acres of land owned by Katia and George Traikos’ Little River Plaza LLC at 399 N.E. 82nd Terrace from single-family residential to medium-density multifamily residential. So they sued the city. Little River Plaza joined the suit as an “intervenor” and eventually worked out a deal to zone the land as duplex residential, which allowed it to build only 18 units per acre instead of 65 units per acre.

Yet there was this footnote: “Intervenor has the right to revoke its consent to this agreement.” In other words, if anyone complained about the agreement during a public hearing, the matter would go back to court.

And so on Aug. 30 the Miami City Commission prepared to bless the settlement agreement.

Elvis Cruz, an activist from Morningside, stood up and approached the podium. He only had time to give his name and address when Little River Plaza’s attorney interrupted him and announced the deal was off.

“I studied the settlement agreement at great length before the meeting,” Cruz told Murmurs via e-mail. “The settlement agreement did not dissolve if a member of the public merely spoke at the public hearing, only if someone objected, which I did not. The attorneys misrepresented the material terms of the settlement agreement in violation of their ethical obligations and the First Amendment.” Cruz added that he only wanted to present city officials with a letter from the Trust for Public Land, which was interested in purchasing the parcel as part of the Little River preserve.

Calls to City Attorney Jorge Fernandez and Oakland Park attorney Tucker Gibbs went unanswered at deadline. Eileen Mehta, Little River’s attorney, explained that state administrative law allows a lawsuit intervenor to pull out of a settlement if anyone objects in a public hearing. She said Cruz was informed of this at the meeting but he decided to speak anyway. “We think it’s unfortunate; it’s not what the neighbors wanted.” So, if Cruz didn’t publicly object, why did Mehta pull the deal off the table?

As for the Trust for Public Land, which would pay for the property with funds from the city, Mehta said, “Hey, they can always make an offer.”

“Certainly there’s a higher value for land that is zoned 65 units per acre than 18,” Mehta said.

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