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Letters

 June 12, 08

A Picture Worth a Thousand Words

[Re: “Party Police,” by Ben Torter and Angie Hargot, published May 22.]

 Rare — a picture-perfect beauty of poetic irony as illustrated in your photograph on pages 18 and 19 in the May 22 issue. These are the elite motorcycle police commonly known to all as the “a-hole patrol,” as they can be seen daily busting all kinds of criminals — mothers in minivans, grandmas in Grenadas, maids in Malibus and tourists in Toyotas. It’s the usual four-man tag team — one works the laser gun, one signals them over in one of the two rush-hour lanes (rather than using a side street to ease congestion, they cause it), one to write the citation and the last to spell-check it. Real case-cracking troglodytes. If I may be so bold to borrow a phrase of yore from the BLA (the ’70s radical group that created the ire of law enforcement) — “PIGS,” as the police have so endeared themselves to a nation of race, war and social protesters, or “phat pigs,” which seems to be the appropriate moniker of the moment. Not that the Miami Beach Police stereotype black folks or anything....

Thanks SunPost for the truly amusing and beautiful irony a simple picture can present.

Victor Vargaz

North Miami Beach

 

Jail Isn’t the Answer

[Re: “Bum a Dime, Do the Time,” by Angie Hargot, published May 29.]

This is a really troubling response to a problem I deal with every day. I cannot go to a gas station without someone asking me for money. I say no and that is it. I cannot believe that we would waste taxpayer money to stigmatize someone down on their luck as a criminal and pay all that money to lock them up for 30 days. It would take less money to train them to do something — anything else. People do not realize how hard it is to actually ask for money. I have been down on my luck, and I did not have the strength to even ask for the help. To humiliate yourself to random strangers all day long is not a “carefree, easy lifestyle.” Their skills can be used to pass out fliers, inform the public and that kind of thing, giving them legitimacy to be there asking for change. The issue is harassment, which is an entirely different problem. I wish I could do something more to help those less fortunate in our community.


Jason V

 

Tell It Like It Is

[Re: Letters, “What Do You Mean It Wasn’t So Bad?” by Marco Lerra, published June 5.]

Good for Marco Lerra to tell it like it is (was) on Memorial Day this year, and every year. It is always a mess, a costly mess, a dangerous mess, and brings shame, not glory, to our fine city. It is far past time for Miami Beach to outlaw the elements that bring crime, confusion and litter here. For the city to crow that it wasn't so bad is double-speak hypocrisy at its worst. None of what happened — the guns, the arrests, the drugs, the bodily harm to innocent citizens and damage to property — should be tolerated. For city officials to suggest otherwise is unconscionable.

Are we a grown-up city that respects its residents or party central, where anything goes? Bad tourism drives out good tourism. That is a fact. This particular weekend of the year also has the distinction of driving out its own citizens. Businesses shut down. Restaurants suffer. It's outrageous that this is tolerated. Urban Beach Weekend? What a joke. We are talking thugs and thuggery.

I wager, too, that few of those urban beachers here for the weekend have any idea what Memorial Day is all about. Don't get me started on the disrespect to our veterans!

Grow up, Miami Beach. Respect yourself as a city and have some respect for what this weekend memorializes.

Jo Manning

Miami Beach

 

Thanks for Your Fairness

[Re: News, “Graduation Disparities,” by Jordan Melnick, published June 5.

Good article on graduation rates. I appreciate your fairness.

John Schuster

Spokesman, Miami-Dade County Public Schools

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