Politics: Pay Me $8 to Stare at Me and I’ll Throw in Lunch


Yep, the end of days must surely be imminent. Thousands of your cerebrally-challenged neighbors and mine – who evidently don’t believe they’ve been … [Read more...]

Politics: Now That Neil’s Gone, Radio Won’t Be the Same


My Christmas Day was made somber, somewhat, when I picked up the paper and discovered to my sad surprise that Neil Rogers’ voice, the previous day, … [Read more...]

Politics: Don’t Drink the Snail Mucus, Especially from a Shrek Cup


On the subject of New Year’s Day resolutions, Mark Twain (whose autobiography just this year, a century after he started pushing up daisies, made it … [Read more...]

Politics: We Now Rudely Interrupt Your Festive Holiday Spirit


Listen up all you lint-brained hordes of South Florida.  Yes, the calendar shows that week’s end is the high holy day of gift wrap ripping and gut … [Read more...]

Politics: Come to Jamaica Now, Mon – It’ll Be Gone in 70 Yrs


(or) Come to Jamaica, Mon – Before It Disappears Another regrettable casualty of last month’s midterms, in which millions of stupid voters chose to … [Read more...]

Politics: Has Sanity any Hope When Pope’s a Dope? Nope


This must be the silly season in the book publishing world I refer to the public leaders-cum-authors that have come crawling out of the woodwork with … [Read more...]

Politics: Time to Hit Alt-Ctrl-Delete on the WikiLeaks Geeks


I’ve always thought that the teenaged and 20-something computer hackers that think it’s cool breaking into and sabotaging a national security network … [Read more...]

Politics: That for which we’re grateful (and a wee bit hateful)


Gather together with me now at my Thanksgiving table to share our blessings from 2010.  (But this ain’t gonna be like your Grandma’s.) Despite our … [Read more...]

Politics: No, It Doesn’t Necessarily Get Better


You know by now that the current most popular internet-campaign-gone-viral (over 2 million YouTube channel views at last count) is in response to a … [Read more...]